Toilet paper is a “cultural issue” in Swindon.
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Cultural reasons
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790
Oppression!
Trump effect
Control of porn
Control of the internet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36042718
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/apr/11/women-online-abuse-threat-racist
Idiot wage gap
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-equal-pay-day-20160412-snap-htmlstory.html
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If I would not know any people outside the internet I would prepare to conquer those countries inhabited by cry-babies and daddy issues princesses.
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The thought, word and satire police is growing strong. At least in germany, where her empress Merkel gave empowerment to the authorities to prosecute a german satirist (Jan Böhmermann) under the “Insult to Organs and Representatives of Foreign States” law.
source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36055488
Therefore I will now recite a poem, which is worded within the new ruleset:
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t.
– Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz –
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