This Week in Stupid (17/04/2016)

If I would not know any people outside the internet I would prepare to conquer those countries inhabited by cry-babies and daddy issues princesses.
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The thought, word and satire police is growing strong. At least in germany, where her empress Merkel gave empowerment to the authorities to prosecute a german satirist (Jan Böhmermann) under the “Insult to Organs and Representatives of Foreign States” law.

source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36055488

Therefore I will now recite a poem, which is worded within the new ruleset:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t.

– Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz –

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